So uh, hey... This is like, the Richard N. DeAss homepage. You're probably saying, who in the hell is Richard. N. DeAss, right? Well, I might as well explain...

Well, Dick isn't just one person. He's a bunch of people (myself included). The group of us have banded together to make crap, like cheap ass video games, stupid movies, and, of course, dumb ass rock & roll music.

Welcome to the first edition of Dick Online. I wanna make it like an e-zine, but I don't wanna do it all myself. Who knows? Maybe the rest of the members will join in too! If they do, this'll be the main menu thing.. cool? For now, just click go to the royal conspiracy question... Dick also has a discussion board where you can make fun of us, worship us, or maybe just talk about Korn...

Isn't this a big load of.. fun. But we're far from finished.

I'm Drew. I'm a co-founder of RND. Jason is another of the founders. We do alot of the actual RND work (filming, writing, etc). Nathan does a lot of work too (I only mentioned him because he can kick my ass).

I do have one more thing to say. At my school, they teach us remedial stuff.. almost to the point of "What's 2 + 2?" So, to keep myself from nodding off, I think alot. So, I decided to share with you, one of my favorite ideas to date:

Okay.. think about this.. Let's say you pooped magnets, and your ass was made out metal. What a situation that would put you in, huh? Now, to add to that, lets say you started to yank the magnets off your ass, and your hand was made out of metal. Then you tried to pull it off with the other hand, and your other hand was made out of metal too. Now, both of your hand are stuck together, so you try to kick them apart with your foot, and its made of metal too! Shit! Now you have two hands and a foot stuck to a piece of magnetic poop. Ouch!

I have nothing more to say really.. but, I'll just go ahead and warn you, so you'll feel like a kitten on crack. We (the proud members of Dick) are planning to post samples of the screenplay to our latest piece of visual crap, entitled "The Vampire." And, before too long, the story of Richard N. DeAss will be here too.. Don't you feel happy as a chick jumping off a hot tin roof?

Uh, hmm.. that's it.

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